The blog is named 'toxic ways'. Toxic from the word toxicity is the degree to which a substance is able to damage an exposed organism. Instead of Toxic waste, I put 'ways';A manner or method of doing. I combined the two and came up with a new meaning. The blog is all about funny things and other information.

Thursday, July 29, 2010

Ni Mi Mi Mi Mi MI Michigo Shippeo?

It's everywhere, in local radio stations, in MYX, my classmate's ipod, my father's ringtone in his cellphone, TV shows and even in my head that plays over-and-over again. Everywhere I go, it seems that I have no escape in this chaotic kind of sound and it's killing me, a very morbid kind of music with a very malevolent lyrics, even tho the listeners can't understand it. It seems that there's a sublimal message that makes the listeners become more addictive in their songs. Do you have any Ideas what it is? Well, let's get this straight. It's all about KPOP. The most popular music here in the Philippines, a disease that corrupted the minds of young Filipinos.

What makes KPOP music so popular that many young Filipinos are addicted to this kind of music when in fact it is sang in korean. It's really obvious that they can't understand korean language, but still would kill for a 'Super Junior' poster, 2ne1's latest album and wondergirls' famous line- 'Nobody-nobody but you' that seems to be our new 'Pambansang Awit at sayaw'. When did it started? Well, let's go back to the origins of this KPOP era in the Philippines. Can you still remember the time when ABS-CBN released their new foreign 'teleseries' of Hanayori Dango, Korean version. KPOP fans would always say that 'you're not a Filipino if you don't know this 'TVseries', it's 'Boys over flowers'. To be honest I watched most of the episode of 'Boys over flowers, and I liked it(Because it's fun to watch). The TV series 'boys over flowers' is all about the famous group of young men, the "F4" fronted by the most "famous person"(DAW!) in the Philippines is Go Jun Pyo. OMFG! I thought Andal Ampatuan was the most famous. I was wrong then.


All four members of F4 in the show, are members from different famous boybands in Korea. During the 'Boys over flowers' era. KPOP was not yet so famous, til a group of Korean chiks called 'Wondergirls' that suddenly appears in our radio station and music channels in the Philippines with their song, 'Nobody but you' that marked the minds of Filipino people especially the young ones. The whole song was in korean language, except in the chorus part. It was the LSS of the year(2010) but Only the chorus part can be understand by most of the Filipinos. When the TVseries 'boys over flowers'ended it's last episode of the last season, KPOP invasion didn't stop there, it was just the beginning. Different boybands from Korea flooded our music scene and got top ranks in daily 'top ten' and 'Myx top 20' every week, it means that the Filipinos liked KPOP than OPM even tho they can't understand the language. And, it's not just the KPOP music that changed many of the Filipinos' taste for music but also hair and clothing style. Everywhere you go, you can see young men have their hairstyles copied from 'Boys over flowers' and the funny part is, they can't even notice that it's not suitable for their faces, except if you're tall, white and has a long nose.


Many are trying hard to be Korean, dressing up like the 'Super juniors'. The most pathetic part is, they love KPOP culture so much that they're now discriminating their country's original music. Which in fact is way more cooler than KPOP. For me, KPOP is just all about dancing, looking good and has no good voice when singing. It's really obvious when you hear them sing, they're not so talented in singing, well some has good talent in singing but not as talented as the Filipinos. It's really funny when you ask some KPOP fans on why they love KPOP so much, they will just answer "because I like their songs!"- DUH! As if they can understand. I'm a music lover, especially OPM, but most of my favorite OPM are old, like Wolfgang, Freddie Aguilar, Asin, Razorback, Aegis and so on. Most of my favorites are tho popular to its followers but still unheard by the majority of the population nowadays, many of todays generation don't even know that the these artists exist.


Just a reminder: KPOP is nice, if you can understand the language. But if you're just getting in to fit in and obviously can't understand, trust me, you look really stupid. Be more rational.

Saturday, July 17, 2010

Pass this to 20 persons - Blah blah blah.

Do you know what's this all about? Well, have you ever received text messages telling a story and at the end, tells you to forward the message to 20 or more people in your contact list, and if you wont pass it, something will happen to you for the next few hours. Sounds weird, right? For me it's really funny, it's just a text message. Why would you believe such thing? I tried it once, that night, I just got home from a date with my ex girlfriend, someone sent me a message telling something about a girl died in her bed because of too much depression, her lover left her and broke her heart, she lost her will to live...etc. and I must send the message to 25 people in my contact list because if I wont, the girl will come into my room at exactly 12:35am and kill me. But I didn't send the message because I had only 4 texts to send left. It was 11:35am when I fell asleep while watching 'Bikini Destination' at MaxxTV. My older sister woke me up at 12:15am, she said that I should go to my room. When I got into my room I remembered the text message that was sent to me few hours ago, I was a little bit nervous but my eyes can't stand it anymore, so I fell asleep, woke up in the morning and nothing happen, I'm still alive! Good thing I didn't waste any effort to go out and buy a load just to forward the text message, I would really look stupid if I did that. I wonder why other people mostly girls, waste their time and effort just for a stupid joke. Some do it in Facebook, simultaneous 'pop-out' on my chatbox telling the same thing, to pass the message to 20 people... and so on.. etc. It's just a waste of time, and sometimes it annoys the person, who you sent the message. There are also good messages like that, some are telling that if you forward the message 'Jesus' or 'Mary' will give you a gift that will make you happy. How absurd.


What's the reason why there are people that do such things?
- To make you look stupid.
- For the sake of fun.
- to annoy other people.
- And to pass their stupidity.

And they would always say- "Walang basagan ng trip". - "Dapat binabasag ang trip na nakakabobo".

Next time, don't be fooled so that you wont look like fool.

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Tagbis ka man uy!

Tagbis - The most famous 'lingo' in Davao city, commonly used by socialites, trying hard socialites and trying hard linguists. It's a mixture of Tagalog and Cebuano (Bisaya) dialect, that's why it is called 'TAGBIS'. In our 'Filipino' subject it's called 'Tagalog Davao' because it is use only here in Davao City but students call it Tagbis for a funnier term. Majority of the people who speaks this 'lingo' can be found in private schools of Davao. It's really funny and sometimes irritating when you hear a person talking in 'TAGBIS', maybe it's because of the mixture of the two dialect, and made it sound like 'maarte'. Now, this so called new dialect is very common, most of my classmates in Ateneo speaks this dialect. Funny, but sometimes I'll just go along with my classmates and hold my laugh.

Why do we have 'Tagbis?
- Many of the students from private schools especially from a middle class to a higher class family grew up with Tagalog (pang conyo daw kuno) as their first language. As they socialize and communicate with other students that speaks Cebuano (Bisaya) in their school, they would try to communicate in that dialect for them to interact with each other;Cebuano-Tagalog and Tagalog-Cebuano, for that it turns out to be complicated. That's how Cebuano and Tagalog merged and now called 'Tagbis'.

I'm not saying that I hate 'Tagbis, because even I, speaks 'Tagbis' sometimes. Well, it's like a disease that infects others, hangin'out with a friend that speaks the that dialect can slowly make you one. LOL. If you have a classmate or a friend that speaks 'Tagbis' don't be afraid to communicate to them, having a conversation to a person that speaks the dialect is fun but sometimes it irritates you.
"Sinabi na wag mag-ambak, umambak!"


So--- > Yan lang muna. Nagasakit na msyado man gud ulo ko mag continue pa, HAHA. Wla ko na lang gipadayon. LOL Kalami umambak uy!.

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Wala ka nang makain, gangsta ka parin?!

Nowadays, gangsterism is very rampant in the Philippines especially in a very populated area in the cities, in squatter areas. What good can these punks do? They're just useless people that stains our society, most of them are very young. Instead of going to school and study hard for them to have a brighter future, but they chose to hang out on streets and have a very miserable life hurting each other, some ended up dead and others are locked up in prison for just a nonsense reason. For that, they're adding up the problems of our country, now gangsterism is no.4 in the Philippines' biggest problem. First is corruption, 2nd Kris Aquino's marriage 3rd NPA/Abu-sayaf 4th gangsterism and 5th is education fund.

Why join gangs when you can live peaceful without worrying about your life being in danger. Most of these gangs have their fashion styles, very common is hiphop. Hiphop is a very famous culture with a nice music. Now Hiphop here in the Philippines is being looked down by most of the people because of those 'fags' trying hard to be one that they thought having a gang and being hiphop really makes them look cool. Gangs are for pussies, those who have low self esteem. 'Gangstas' of the Philippines are noted as posers! They like to use terms from outside of the country's Hiphop culture that make them look more stupid, like calling themselves niggah, chicano, chicana, latino loco etc... And the most funny thing is, some are using the term 'indio'. 'SOUTHSIDE INDIOS'. LOL>
Here's more--> they are the origins of 'jejemon'! So it means that they're not only trouble makers but they're also degrading the education of our country.

There are big differences between a gangster in the west and here in the Philippines,
Filipino gangsta are just trying hard, showing off their small guns(sumpak) ice pick, and other home made weapons which are very deadly but cheap.
In the west, they have these nice cars, bitches(oyeah), guns and it's all about the benjamins.
While here, they can't even afford to stay long in a bar because they're money is just enough for a bucket of San Mig lights (lol).

Some of these faggots really think that they're powerful.


All I can say is- WALA KA NANG MAKAIN, GANGSTA KA PARIN?

Monday, July 12, 2010

Dash (-) Trashtalk on

Have no clue about the line '-Trashtalk on'? Well we all know what 'trashtalk' means right? '-Trashtalk on' is a well known line commonly use in online games and lan games, if someone says that line it means that it's a challenge to have an argument using vulgar or any offensive words to someone who's being challenged. The dash( - ) from the line '-Trashtalk on' was adapted from the famous game- Defense of the Ancients (DOTA), Dash(-) in the game is used for activating a mode. Example: -ap (all pick) it means that you can pick any heroes you want for you to play comfortably. -ar (all random) means it's an automatic pick of random hero in the game, without any control of the player. So, if you'll say or type '-trashtalk on' it's not really a mode that will be activated in the game for you to trash talk someone. It's like a permission, this line is only for losers who's being humiliated in the game and wants a revenge through saying something bad, discriminating the appearance of the person or anything that can offend. Now the line is used not only in online or lan games but also in social networking sites.

Demo:



Dude1: Hey dude. -Trashtalk on?
Dude2: It's On!
Dude1: F*ck YOU!
Dude2: no F*ck YOU, sick bast*rd!
Dude1: whatever, you're still ugly. Sh*t face retard!
Poor! Stupid!

And so on....


This information is just for teh LULZ.

About the name.

This blog is not about the hiphop crew 'talksic ways'.